Well isn't that just prime?

I've been thinking. All my life, I've known the name of Optimus. The dude is a hero and a role model. I never watched Transformers in the 80's because I wasn't born yet. But I did watch Beast Wars a lot. Nick Long's apartment got fucked up over the past few days. The manager called and said that they caught some dumbass muthafucka in Nick's empty crib. Someone must have known Nick Long was gone and planned to nest there. The bad guy bounced when someone came in the place and spotted him. Whoever it was left beer, liquid and pill drugs, potato chips, lotion, a del taco bag, sheets, and towels behind. I have many questions. One of my first ones is this: What would Prime do?